Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Public Service Announcement: FREE COFFEE TOMORROW



"We own your soul. Resistance is futile." -->>

The RUNDOWN is taking a brief break from politics to issue this PSA: Tomorrow March 15th starting from 10 AM to noon, Starbucks will be giving away free tall (12oz) coffees to all customers as part of their second annual nationwide "Coffee Break".

So Gauchos, go out tomorrow and grab that cup of Joe. Even if you think Starbucks tastes like shit (like I do), at least it won't cost you anything. And everyone knows that "free" is the best tasting ingredient.

2 comments:

Dan said...

I'm pretty sure this isn't a public service, now if they were giving away free heroin that would be a completely different story.

Anonymous said...

I'm reminded of that guy at the protest who held a sign that read, "LEGALIZE CRACK".